Being thankful that your drunken alter-ego put a little drunk food aside for hangover breakfast. TSM.

“What? Do you think they’re going to tell me I can’t go to my last formal? Doubt it.” TSM.

The best part of being a legacy is getting your mom’s vintage letters. TSM.

Life’s a mess. Makeup’s on point. #TSM

“Lord, grant me the caffeine to handle the things I can, and the wine to handle the things I can’t.” TSM.

Doing a hair flip so people can see your pin. TSM.

We do not waste alcohol. TSM.