She puts the “hell” in “Panhellenic.” TSM.

I plan to be involved as a senior, so long as my involvement means I can be drunk. TSM.

I may be crazy, but you’d still rather be with me than against me. TSM.

No one would ever be so stupid as to ask me to be a sober sister. TSM.

Shattering your phone screen, but not your reputation. TSM.