Getting voted most likely to wake up at a frat house on Sunday morning. TSM.

Give me wine or give me *death.

*vodka. TSM.

Your most recent searches on Instagram being all of the Kardashians. TSM.

You know you’re a mess when your phone autocorrects drunk to drunj. TSTC.

Always being there when a sister “can’t find anyone to take this shot with.” TSM.

“This is the best bra for doing body shots.” TSM.

Mentally undressing every guy you see in cargo shorts, and not because you think he’s hot. TSM.

Being the “Senior Bitch” and feeling damn proud of it. TSM.

Never showing up empty-handed, whether that’s Starbucks at 2, or wine at 9. TSM.

Having a backup date in every fraternity. TSM.