Graduating from college but never from the group chat. TSM.

Always be crafting. TSM.

Waiting for mod podge to dry is the crafting equivalent to waiting for a boy to text you back. TSM.

Making a shower cocktail, because there’s no time waste, only time to be wasted. TSM.

The drunk pictures after a night out are the highlight of my hangover ridden morning. TSM.

Stalking PNMs the second they graduate high school. TSM.

Waking up next to Taco Bell and feeling way more ashamed than if it had been a guy. TSM.

The only clubs I go to are country clubs. TSM.

Ordering sorority stoles, because there’s no way you’re not wearing your letters to graduation. TSM.