Considering putting on real clothes to be act of community service. TSM.

Girls travel in packs. TSM.

Stalking a hookup’s older hotter brother on Facebook while wearing his shirt. TSM.

Teaching yourself an entire class the night before finals. TSM.

Breaking hearts and forgetting names. TSM.

Supplies for finals: PostIts, highlighters, pen, pencil, calculator, dry shampoo. TSM.