I don’t know any pledges unless they’re giving me a ride home. TSM.

Being “unable to even” on a regular basis. TSM.

Using ritual sheets as a toga. TSTC.

“Let It Go” being the only song you are capable of singing when you’re belligerently drunk. TSM.

Drinking the awkward away. TSM.

Partying with his rival fraternity after your break up. TSM.

Disregarding the weather when you’re set on your outfit for the day. TSM.

Being invited to a fraternity’s formal before their sweetheart is. TSM.

Being in a sorority is a lifestyle. TSM.