Just how fucked up are you, boy? Did you really just say you want to rape her? That would be fucked up even if she wasn’t a hero. They also kill people for doing shit like that, in your case, I’m an advocate.
If your face looked like a vagina, I would be both aroused and terrified at the same tine. So really, it wouldn’t be different from my average sexual encounter…
Not trying to be a try-hard, but I think the “You’ve lost that lovin’ feeling” scene in Top Gun is pretty cool and I’ve seen a video of a bunch of guys helping their buddy propose. I believe her parents were there too, so there is that, as lagniappe.
Craziest woman in the world isn’t Hawt Piece? Mind blown.
Just how fucked up are you, boy? Did you really just say you want to rape her? That would be fucked up even if she wasn’t a hero. They also kill people for doing shit like that, in your case, I’m an advocate.
I need a girl like you…
The original article was funnier.
If your face looked like a vagina, I would be both aroused and terrified at the same tine. So really, it wouldn’t be different from my average sexual encounter…
I’m serious. Your slightly insulting sarcasm is almost as attractive as your ass. Haha
Biting sarcasm looks good on you.
Also, I hope you realize that I’m not trying to be disrespectful and that everyone appreciated my pun. I’m pretty proud of it.
^^ No, butt it might help with the in-person interview.
Swing and a miss.
http://www.someecards.com/usercards/viewcard/MjAxMi04Y2YxN2VkMGJlNzY0MzM0
Didn’t read it. Only saw the picture and had to say “That’s a nice ass.”
This was not easy to fap to.
Subtly is lost on me. And your name is probably the most retarded one I’ve seen on this site.
Maybe I’m retarded, but I’m not sure if I know what we’re all thinking.
Really? You look good. Now I kinda feel like a dick for the butt pee joke. Haha
I go for the belles usually, but the diva in blue is the hottest on this page, no question. Would pee.
Not trying to be a try-hard, but I think the “You’ve lost that lovin’ feeling” scene in Top Gun is pretty cool and I’ve seen a video of a bunch of guys helping their buddy propose. I believe her parents were there too, so there is that, as lagniappe.
Dat ass…
Ending a handy by screaming out Yahtzee is fucking hilarious. Also bald eagles.