lower UWS, UES, tribeca, financial district or bust. Now shut up about my fucking city. Murray hill is filled with Wall St. analysts 80% of which will be fired in 3-5 years.
Also Columbia’s greek life is awful. DGs are hot and Theta’s are okay but Dartmouth srats and Southern srats are ten times better. The fraternities? Sigep is pathetically top tier there and they’re just a bunch of cargo wearing, unhazed pussies.
Fuck y’all for ripping on the north. Southern traditional attire is derived from northern Ivy attire. New England prep is just as formal/informal as southern fratty and there isn’t anything wrong with either. Dressing like the douchy new money metro that UES seems to like though is gay as fuck. Wear charvet and kiton suits when you get your private equity job, but for college there is nothing classier than preppy/fratty.
Assuming the backup bro is in a fraternity (how could a GDI be almost perfect in every way… if her were he’d get a bid), then it works out pretty fucked up because he’s also a TFB. It’s safe to say that at least half the guys in most fraternities are also a sad little back up bro at some point or other to some cum dumpster who whines about assholes then shuts out the gentlemen.
All of you ladies just introduced me to this site’s existence. This is the worst thing I’ve found online that people take semi-seriously as bros like this site… At least the girls on TFM try to come off classy and guys pull for being a good hard-working gentleman. And we acknowledge this is satire. Jesus Christ the comments “Betches love this” are even worse than the articles..
Best thing TSM has ever put up. TSM intern’s killing it.
Decent song… but this chapter would probably sweep the floors of actual southern Kappas (coming from a guy).
2 bitches are all I see here.
^^this is fucking hysterical
no
^^keeping your mouth shut while men speak TSM.
lower UWS, UES, tribeca, financial district or bust. Now shut up about my fucking city. Murray hill is filled with Wall St. analysts 80% of which will be fired in 3-5 years.
harder than the girl who was posting here as a high schooler?
This bitch is an awful American.
I’d tip at least 30-40 bucks to watch this one eat out another stripper on stage.
Kill the commie. Stay safe sratter.
What kind of fucked up Greek system lets nouveau-riche eurotrash like the Hall become top tier. The other houses are FaF though.
Kappa Sigma’s finest rager.
Also Columbia’s greek life is awful. DGs are hot and Theta’s are okay but Dartmouth srats and Southern srats are ten times better. The fraternities? Sigep is pathetically top tier there and they’re just a bunch of cargo wearing, unhazed pussies.
Fuck y’all for ripping on the north. Southern traditional attire is derived from northern Ivy attire. New England prep is just as formal/informal as southern fratty and there isn’t anything wrong with either. Dressing like the douchy new money metro that UES seems to like though is gay as fuck. Wear charvet and kiton suits when you get your private equity job, but for college there is nothing classier than preppy/fratty.
Someone drown this cumdumpster in semen.
^^this
I have no idea what’s going on. (TSM)
Who the fuck funnels 2 beers in 2 minutes…
Assuming the backup bro is in a fraternity (how could a GDI be almost perfect in every way… if her were he’d get a bid), then it works out pretty fucked up because he’s also a TFB. It’s safe to say that at least half the guys in most fraternities are also a sad little back up bro at some point or other to some cum dumpster who whines about assholes then shuts out the gentlemen.
All of you ladies just introduced me to this site’s existence. This is the worst thing I’ve found online that people take semi-seriously as bros like this site… At least the girls on TFM try to come off classy and guys pull for being a good hard-working gentleman. And we acknowledge this is satire. Jesus Christ the comments “Betches love this” are even worse than the articles..