Having more themed clothing than actual clothes. TSM.

When getting over your rush crush is harder than getting over a breakup. TSM.

When you haven’t even finished recruitment yet, you have a list of ways to ask someone to formal, and a primed cooler that’s ready to be painted. TSM.

Hearing the words “free alcohol” is all you need to accept an invitation to ANY social function. TSM.

Highlighter as bright as my future. TSM.

Being a real blonde is better than being a fake blonde, just like a real bitch is better than a fake bitch. TSTC.

Being the go to for anything and everything alcohol related. TSTC.

“I’m pretty enough to get away with it.” TSTC.

Taking pictures with random girls in bar bathrooms like you’ve been friends for years. TSM.

Choosing to spend your last $5 on wine instead of food. TSM.