Craft stores are my second home. TSM.

When your grand big says, “don’t do anything I wouldn’t do,” so you literally can do anything. TSM.

If “hazing” means “getting gifts,” then I was hazed like crazy. TSM.

I don’t have a Tinder to hook up, I have a Tinder because I like attention and knowing guys think I’m hot. TSM.

Watching Legally Blonde and thinking, “Where is Elle Woods’ big?” TSM.

“How’s your boyfriend?”
“Oh. You mean my long-term semi-exclusive only hangout Thursday-Saturday hookup? He’s great!” TSM.

I’d rather die than order a water without lemon in it. TSM.

Skipping your first class of senior year because you’re hungover. TSTC.

I have so many regrets and six of them are pieces of pizza. TSM.

My princess name is drinking beauty. TSM.