Convincing people to go to your philanthropy because there will be food. TSM.

My fuckboy radar is better than my gaydar. TSM.

Telling the girl your boyfriend took to formal last year to come pick up the cooler she made for him because he won’t be needing it anymore. TSTC.

When you are a triplet, but you’re the closer one to your big. TSM.

Loving all of your sister but not liking all of them. TSM.

You can never leave a frat house without smelling like a frat house. TSM.

Going to bed with a smokey eye and waking up with a forest fire. TSM.

Your shipping address always being different than your billing address. TSM.

Clothes to wear to class: 0. Clothes to wear going out: the limit does not exist. TSM.