It’s not even official yet and her name is already Big in my phone. TSM.

Being put on probation one week into your senior year. TSM.

Playing bid or no bid on the first day of classes, even in law school. TSM.

When your hookup connects with you on LinkedIn. TSM.

Choosing your kid’s names based on the monogram. TSM.

Only wearing your letters before recruitment and only wearing his letters after. TSM.

Meticulously filling your planner with formals, mixers, and recruitment dates, and forgetting to leave room for classes. TSM.

When the Recruitment Chair has to talk about keeping RBF to a minimum. TSM.

Hakuna Moscato. It means no empty glass, for the rest of your days. TSM.

Text to bestie: I’m just lightly stalking his ex.
Bestie: you spelled heavily wrong.
TSM.