You are Hanes. I am Comfort Colors. TSM

“Here’s what not to do in your letters” *does everything they tell me not to do while wearing letters.* TSTC.

Having anxiety over picking a no-chip color because it last longer than your relationships. TSM.

Being the best sex but not the worst ex. TSM.

Going into a shopping trip with a “Can I wear this out?” mentality. TSM.

Are you even in a sorority if you don’t get crafting injuries like hot glue gun burns? TSM.

What do you call boys under 6″ tall? Your friends. TSTC.

Proudly wearing your shack shirts to the gym. TSM.

Voting in group me instead of in the meeting. TSM.