Being introduced to pledges as the “Girl They Need To Impress” to get a bid. TSM.

What Little wants, Little gets. TSM.

Shaving your legs for PNMs, not boys. TSTC.

True sisterhood is sharing your charger. TSM.

Everyone assuming you’ll be at the bars Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. TSTC.

“We kicked her out of the group chat so it’s a pretty big deal.” TSM.

Taking the long way to class when you look good in letters for recruitment purposes. TSM.

When you find photographic proof that you used to practice dancing on tables to Britney Spears when you were 8. TSM.

“Are you staying over there?” “Yeah but he doesn’t know that yet.” #TSTC

If standards doesn’t put you on probation, you’re not doing senior year right. TSM.