When you say “Casual drinking,” I assume you mean “Don’t black out before we leave the house.” TSM.

Shotgunning your Starbucks espresso by day, and whatever you can get your hands on by night. TSM.

The three-hour discussion about potential dates the minute a function is announced. TSM.

Not trusting your t-shirt chair until you follow her on Pinterest. TSM.

“I wonder what it’s like to not be us.” TSM.

Having to remind him to stop kissing you in public, because he’s just your drunken hookup. TSM.