Girls always told me, “he doesn’t do girlfriends.” 5 months later, relationship request. TSM.

Crying during “Say Yes to the Dress” when you’re on your period. TSM.

It makes me sad Charlotte couldn’t have kids but Casey Anthony could. TSM.

“Honey, I don’t hate you. I would just hate to see you in my letters.” TSM.

McDonald’s in Walmart, GDI. Starbucks in Target, TSM.

We have a “No Boys Upstairs” rule? That’s news to me. TSM.

Being in charge of the arts and crafts at vacation bible school. TSM.

Shacker hair, don’t care. TSM.

iPhones suck for fake drunk texting. TSM.

I don’t need a fake because I never have to provide my own alcohol. TSM.