My little is hotter than your little. TSM.

If you’re not FaF, I DGaF. TSM.

My hair has perfected the sorostiswoop. TSM

Making my frat daddy bow tie pasta for dinner because it’s the frattiest dinner I could think of. TSM.

Bella Swan is a GDI. TSM.

I consider babysitting to be my internship. TSM.

GDI, being in a “service sorority” doesn’t make you Greek. It only associates you with other larger-than-average GDIs. TSM.

Sketching out cooler ideas while watching Say Yes to the Dress and waiting for our chef to finish making dinner. TSM.

My ex-roommate made fun of the “sorority uniform.” I pointed out that she wears the GDI uniform: mom jeans, Walmart tee, and unibrow. TSM.

I never wear t-shirts, but I collect them just so I can pass them down to my little. TSM.