Being a hot southern mess. TSM.

Pretending to sympathize with the overweight GDI in your yoga class when she explains how tired she is from the class. TSM.

Whenever I see a pretty GDI I wonder what’s wrong with her personality. TSM.

Little girls come up to me screaming, “Mommy it’s Barbie!” TSM.

Adding extra letters to text messagesss. TSM.

“We’re just like you, only prettier”….and richer, and classier, and skinnier. TSM.

I don’t need a Bump It. My mom taught me how to tease my hair when I was 6. TSM.

If there aren’t pictures, it didn’t happen. TSM.

Black and Yellow. NS. Pink and Green. TSM.

We would drop Rebecca Black the first day of rush. TSM.