Not having a facebook album with web cam pictures. TSM.

I’m an elementary education major because I don’t want my crafting skills to go to waste. TSM.

Laughing at whatever geed said good looks can’t get you through college. TSM.

My mother didn’t allow me to shop at Limited Too as a child. TSM.

Only geeds call them ‘frat parties’. The frat is implied. TSM.

Our formal costs more than your wedding, GDI. TSM.

Don’t let my smile deceive you. We. Are. Not. Friends. TSM.

Whoever coined the phrase “Never trust a skinny cook” has never met me. TSM.

Never underestimate the power of a backless dress. TSM.

If you don’t have anything nice to say.. come tell me. TSM.