We all have three iPhone keyboards: English, Greek, and Emoji. TSM.

He proposed with a monogram necklace that had his last initial. TSM.

My life would be complete if Victoria’s Secret Pink made a sorority collection. TSM.

My mom passed away before I went to college so I never knew I was a legacy…and I ended up in her sorority anyway. TSM.

Every girl before me was a mistake, and every girl after me will be a downgrade. TSM.

WHERE do all of my bobby pins go? TSM.

Wait, let me find a better picture of him… TSM.

Being voted Sweetheart because I’m actually friends with the guys, not because I sleep with them. TSM.

You don’t wear pearls to be classy. You are classy, therefore, you wear pearls. TSM.

Saying you’re on your way when you haven’t even left the house yet. TSM.