Being able to spot a Greek woman a mile away, even without her letters on. She has impeccable fashion sense, is in amazing shape, and walks with a confidence that comes with being an individual part of a collective, exclusive whole. TSM.

Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son just like him. TSM.

Hazing. TFM. Spoiling. TSM.

Boys being called by their last names is such a turn-on. TSM.

Gameday pictures: behind every girl’s back is a cup. TSM.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, who the hell are you? TSM.

Classy ladies never have one night stands. We just held auditions and you didn’t get a callback. TSM.

Not sure who I Facebook stalk more…guys I like, or girls I don’t. TSM.

He wears the pants, but I pick them out. TSM.

The only three things a guy should want to change about a girl are her last name, her address, and her point of view on men. TSM.