I shall call her Little and she shall be mine and she shall be my Little. TSM.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, make him rich and make him tall. TSM.

Picking your bridesmaids before you pick the groom. TSM.

Going to the gym to actually sweat, and going to school to actually get an education. TSM.

If more females would sit down and be ladies, more males would stand up and be gentlemen. TSM.

If you’re not mentioned in Luke Bryan’s “Sorority Girls” then you’re not a real sorority. TSM.

Overusing “haha” to avoid sounding bitchy. TSM.

Only having your ears pierced. TSM.

Always using proper grammar and punctuation in a text. TSM.

Always the ex-girlfriend the parents miss the most. TSM.