Starting off your juice cleanse with mimosas. TSM.

Getting the same shack shirt from more than one guy. TSTC.

If you have to ask whether you should text him, you probably shouldn’t, and you probably will. TSM.

“On a scale of 1 to that video of me dancing on top of a bar, how drunk were you?” TSM.

Voting the biggest shit show onto the standards board, because you know she’ll be the voice of reason. TSM.

Setting all your emojis to the blonde girl. TSM.

Crafting parties being low key competitions to see who will be the best big. TSM.

You can’t talk about brands, boys, or booze but, like… that’s all the best stuff. TSM.

Doing your hair and makeup to match your fake. TSM.