Spraining your ankle, but not spilling your drink. TSM.

Crawling into your roommate’s bed, because the boy in yours is too clingy. TSTC.

Blocking the standards chair on Snapchat. TSM.

Turning a social into a photo shoot. TSM.

Watching “The House Bunny” and “Legally Blonde” back to back, to pump you up for recruitment. TSM.

Hooking up with a pledge and viewing it as community service. TSM.

If making margs in a nutribullet is wrong, I don’t wanna be right. TSM.

Feeling actual anger when her Instagram is private. TSM.

Watching and smiling for a minute before you break up the fight two guys are having over you. TSM.

Putting Bid Day in your agenda before anything else. TSM.