Running on two hours of sleep and having glitter everywhere must mean it’s big/little week. TSM.

If Angelina Jolie can divorce from Brad Pitt, you can get over a mediocre frat boy. TSM.

Inviting a boy over just to get his Netflix password. TSM.

“I’m too sober for this” is pretty much my life motto. TSM.

Boyfriend: “You keep making jokes about being crazy but I don’t really think you are”
Me: “LOL just wait.” TSM.

It’s not stalking, it’s research. TSM.