“I’m using him for his formal.” TSM.

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of the perfect little. TSM.

Fifty shades of blackout. TSM.

“I just like him so much that I feel like I’ve had ten drinks today. And I’ve only had six.” -Phoebe Buffay. TSM.

Having a designated for standards meeting dress. TSM.

“Beyoncé would do it.” TSM.

Looking better in his T-shirts than he does. TSM.

Getting a bitch’s high from a perfectly passive aggressive subtweet. TSM.