Inviting your slampiece over to hook up, but not before he gives you the notes for the class you skipped for brunch. TSM.

Having been at the bars hours before they released the school’s decision to cancel classes. TSM.

Sewing your boyfriend’s pants button back on after you aggressively rip it off. TSM.

Beating the guys at their own game — whether it’s beer pong or matters of the heart — every single time. TSM.

“That would be so cute with letters on it.” TSM.

Getting more excited about the craft than you are for the event you’re crafting for. TSM.

I like my coffee as ice cold as my heart. TSM.