“Do we know him?” TSM.

Knowing which drink is yours by the lipstick stain. TSM.

Getting booty called by the president of the fraternity you’re “banned” at. TSM.

Standards:”Thanks for coming tonight.”
Me:”Yes, well thanks for inviting me.” TSTC.

“I remember not remembering that.” TSM.

1: “Do you workout?”
2: “I mean I sorority squat in like ever picture.” TSTC.

Shacking, but just because you’re a collector. TSM.

Drunk texting with the Greek keyboard. TSM.

T-shirt or it didn’t happen. TSM.