“Do you have any hot friends?”
“All my friends are hot.” TSM.

Moms’ Weekend turning your crazy, semi-alcoholic friends into wholesome girls you don’t even recognize. TSM.

Shopping for a date party dress during your three-hour lecture. TSM.

Being the go-to matchmaker during formal season, because your boyfriend is in “the hot fraternity.” TSM.

Can I add “TSM Famous” to my résumé? TSM.

The freshmen begging you to go out with them, because you’re an icon. TSM.