I just want him to text me so I can ignore him. TSM.

Actually, yeah, I do agree. I think I’m really pretty. TSM.

Being hotter than you are crazy. TSM.

Doing more cardio at recruitment practice than at a Zumba class. TSM.

Agreeing with people when they say you look good. TSM.

Crying when you think of graduating and not being two minutes from every single on of your best friends. TSM.

Second semester seniors, not e-board, holding all the power. TSM.

“I still think I am the greatest.” -Kanye West, and me, leaving my standards meeting. TSM.

Having to go back to a fraternity the next morning to retrieve your wallet, keys, phone, and bag. TSM. Sending a new member to do it for you. TSTC.

I’ve been dancing on elevated surfaces since my first recital. 18 years later, I still love it. TSM.