Picking out family letters, but ruling out navy shirts because you can’t wear them with leggings. TSM.

Having a blonde personality. TSM.

We shotgunned a beer together on our first date. Pretty sure that makes him the one. TSM.

Black tears. TSM.

Pursued in both the dating market and the job market. TSM.

Your family tree being known for having a “type.” TSM.

5:5 Tinder right-swipe-to-match ratio. TSM.

Planning out your “candid” photos. TSM.