Jennifer Garner – drama degree
Jada Pinkett Smith – divorced, husband banging Margot Robbie, 11-yr old daughter bisexual, oldest son Carlito lookalike, 15 yr-old son knee deep in underage poon
Tory Burch – who?
Eva Longoria – sext addict ex-husband, divorced twice
Beyonce – home schooled, possible lesbian lover of Michelle, named daughter Blue Ivy, never worked a real job
Seriously though, in what way are these people credible, women of America?
Fired up the grill, it’s time for the Aussie Works Burger! The guys have been asking for this for a while now and I am as equally excited to make it as they are to eat it. For each burger I’m using a quarter pound of top grade ground beef and am going to cook it throughout. While doing that, I’ll also be melting butter and mixing it with onions in a skillet. Once the onions are just right, I’m going to use that same skillet to cook eggs in until their yolks get hard, then put them aside. Using that same skillet and avoiding international pork, I’m using my personal American bacon combination of two strips of bacon craftily put together (2 Americas to 1 Canada is like a said MSU fraternity to drunk chicks) and frying them until toasted. Following that, I am going to brown each side of a slice of pineapple. Finally, I’ll set the bottom of a kaiser role on a plate, followed by the burger which I will decorate with all aforementioned toppings. Time to get to work!
TechGuy doing the bare minimum and not even programming pics/gif to work on this site. TFM.
My penis is 13 inches long.
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“As soon as he texts me…” lmao
so much wasted potential, ill start running
Chew Barka
Jennifer Garner – drama degree
Jada Pinkett Smith – divorced, husband banging Margot Robbie, 11-yr old daughter bisexual, oldest son Carlito lookalike, 15 yr-old son knee deep in underage poon
Tory Burch – who?
Eva Longoria – sext addict ex-husband, divorced twice
Beyonce – home schooled, possible lesbian lover of Michelle, named daughter Blue Ivy, never worked a real job
Seriously though, in what way are these people credible, women of America?
Nice Try pal, but I certainly know what I’m doing.
Fired up the grill, it’s time for the Aussie Works Burger! The guys have been asking for this for a while now and I am as equally excited to make it as they are to eat it. For each burger I’m using a quarter pound of top grade ground beef and am going to cook it throughout. While doing that, I’ll also be melting butter and mixing it with onions in a skillet. Once the onions are just right, I’m going to use that same skillet to cook eggs in until their yolks get hard, then put them aside. Using that same skillet and avoiding international pork, I’m using my personal American bacon combination of two strips of bacon craftily put together (2 Americas to 1 Canada is like a said MSU fraternity to drunk chicks) and frying them until toasted. Following that, I am going to brown each side of a slice of pineapple. Finally, I’ll set the bottom of a kaiser role on a plate, followed by the burger which I will decorate with all aforementioned toppings. Time to get to work!