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The poor man's Amy Schumer. Catch me binge-watching scandal, in line at Chipotle, and parading around my house without pants. Connoisseur of craft beers.

Member Since 06/25/2015

From California

Wrapping Yourself In The American Flag Is The Worst Way To Show Your Patriotism

by Lucky Jo

Kylie Jenner Is Not “What’s Wrong With The World,” But You Still Need To Stop Talking About Her

by YaGalSal

This Might Be The Most Incredible Frat Guy In The Country

by Veronica Ruckh

Pretending To Be Dumb Isn’t Cute, So Stop Doing It

by Lucky Jo

The Pink Aisle At Toy Stores Is At Risk Of Becoming Extinct

by Veronica Ruckh

32 Things I’ll Never Understand About Guys

by Rachel Varina

This Is What It Feels Like To Be Bottom Tier

by i_cld_go_for_a_hot_toddy

What Every Slut Needs To Carry In Her Bag Before Going Out

by Kendra Syrdal

My First Blow Job Was So Much Worse Than Yours

by CantEven1898

An Incredibly Honest, Real Life Account of What It’s Like to Date Long Distance

by tripleDena