His sister being your sister. TSM.
His sister being your sister. TSM.
Using read receipts so people know when you’re ignoring them. TSM.
Blurring the definition of “commitment” so that there is room for fun mistakes. TSM.
Acting like you haven’t seen your friends in 25 years when you come back from break. TSM.
Refusing to do your hair unless you’re going out. TSM.
I don’t need to get a handle on my life. I just need to get a handle. TSM.
Her bio says “Princess,” but her face says “Troll.” TSM.
The bartender pretending not to notice how bad your fake is. TSM.
Feeling personally offended when a show you watch makes fun of Greek life. TSM.