How many fucking gender terms are they going to come up with? Don’t get me wrong, people should live however they want but my god is all this stuff getting hard to keep track of.
The latter latter law also does not exist. There is no law anywhere in the United States that says ___ number of women living in the same house is a brothel. This is a myth that people invented to explain a why there are no Greek houses at their school.
The only reason he is in the Friend Zone in the first place is because you don’t find him sexually attractive. That’s not something you can just force your way past. If you didn’t want to bang him when you first got to know each other you never will. Do not “give him a chance”. This is horrible advice that will end in disaster. Throwing him a pity fuck will only accomplish two things: 1) Giving him false hope and 2) Giving you lingering guilt. Don’t hook up with your friend zone guy, hook HIM up with one of your friends instead.
And then she proceeded to give you a kiss on the cheek and leave to go fuck the other guy, giving you the “friends speech” when you confessed your love for her.
Let it go, dude. She’s not sexually attracted to you. If she was, she’d be fucking YOU, not your fraternity brother. Life isn’t a romantic comedy where the girl suddenly realizes at the end the sweet guy friend is the one she wanted all along. If she ain’t attracted to you now, she’s never going to be. Sweet words and romantic gestures cannot make up for an inherent lack of spark. This isn’t a knock on her, sometimes attraction only goes one ways. Girls like who they like. Can’t really do anything about it.
Save yourself s lot of time and heartache and find another girl who actually is into you from the get-go. Trying to escape the Friend Zone is a fool’s errand. There is no way out.
And then she proceeded to fuck the other guy, giving Blueballs McGee the “friends speech” when he confessed his love for her.
Let it go, dude. She’s not sexually attracted to you. If she was, she’d be fucking YOU, not your fraternity brother. Life isn’t a romantic comedy where the girl suddenly realizes at the end the sweet guy friend is the one she wanted all along. If she ain’t attracted to you now, she’s never going to be. Sweet words and romantic gestures cannot make up for an inherent lack of spark. This isn’t a knock on her, sometimes attraction only goes one ways. Girls like who they like. Can’t really do anything about it.
Save yourself s lot of time and heartache and find another girl who actually is into you from the get-go.
I have it on good authority that a certain freelance reporter named Sabrina E. who writes for Rolling Stone and went to the University of Pennsylvania regularly engages in ritual Satanic sacrifice of small children and sex with goats. Can’t sue me, I didn’t specifically identify her exactly.
“Fiscal responsibility” does not entail blowing a quarter of one’s annual salary on a decorative rock that has no actual value. If you want a nice sparkly ring to make your friends jealous, fine. But don’t pretend this has anything to do with good financial sense. Engagement rings are a consumer product, not an investment.
Diamonds: Nothing says ‘I love you’ like a piece of compressed carbon ripped from the guts of the earth by African slave labor and sold at an artificial 10,000% markup by a Dutch mining cartel.
“But who says you need to end with it in your mouth at all?”
Uh, we do. Because that’s the fucking point of the blowjob in the first place. How would you feel if a guy was eating you out, and then literally right as you’re about to cum he completely stopped using his tongue altogether, lifted his head up and instead just halfheartedly rubbed your clit for a few seconds while you finished? You’d be annoyed as fuck, because that’s not cool.
Really it comes down to being uninhibited. Being shy, awkward, or quiet in bed is an instant turn-off.
How many fucking gender terms are they going to come up with? Don’t get me wrong, people should live however they want but my god is all this stuff getting hard to keep track of.
You were supposed to fuck him, dumbass. That’s the whole point of an escort service.
They want a girl who’s young enough to be easily manipulated and too clueless to know its happening.
The latter latter law also does not exist. There is no law anywhere in the United States that says ___ number of women living in the same house is a brothel. This is a myth that people invented to explain a why there are no Greek houses at their school.
The only thought that goes through a guy’s brain when getting a handjob is “why isn’t she giving me a blowjob?”
No it doesn’t. This is an urban legend.
There is no such law “sorority brothel” law on the books anywhere in America and there never has been. This is an urban legend.
The only reason he is in the Friend Zone in the first place is because you don’t find him sexually attractive. That’s not something you can just force your way past. If you didn’t want to bang him when you first got to know each other you never will. Do not “give him a chance”. This is horrible advice that will end in disaster. Throwing him a pity fuck will only accomplish two things: 1) Giving him false hope and 2) Giving you lingering guilt. Don’t hook up with your friend zone guy, hook HIM up with one of your friends instead.
Yeah, you’re a whore. We get it.
No one owes you a relationship, sweetie.
And then she proceeded to give you a kiss on the cheek and leave to go fuck the other guy, giving you the “friends speech” when you confessed your love for her.
Let it go, dude. She’s not sexually attracted to you. If she was, she’d be fucking YOU, not your fraternity brother. Life isn’t a romantic comedy where the girl suddenly realizes at the end the sweet guy friend is the one she wanted all along. If she ain’t attracted to you now, she’s never going to be. Sweet words and romantic gestures cannot make up for an inherent lack of spark. This isn’t a knock on her, sometimes attraction only goes one ways. Girls like who they like. Can’t really do anything about it.
Save yourself s lot of time and heartache and find another girl who actually is into you from the get-go. Trying to escape the Friend Zone is a fool’s errand. There is no way out.
And then she proceeded to fuck the other guy, giving Blueballs McGee the “friends speech” when he confessed his love for her.
Let it go, dude. She’s not sexually attracted to you. If she was, she’d be fucking YOU, not your fraternity brother. Life isn’t a romantic comedy where the girl suddenly realizes at the end the sweet guy friend is the one she wanted all along. If she ain’t attracted to you now, she’s never going to be. Sweet words and romantic gestures cannot make up for an inherent lack of spark. This isn’t a knock on her, sometimes attraction only goes one ways. Girls like who they like. Can’t really do anything about it.
Save yourself s lot of time and heartache and find another girl who actually is into you from the get-go.
I have it on good authority that a certain freelance reporter named Sabrina E. who writes for Rolling Stone and went to the University of Pennsylvania regularly engages in ritual Satanic sacrifice of small children and sex with goats. Can’t sue me, I didn’t specifically identify her exactly.
“Fiscal responsibility” does not entail blowing a quarter of one’s annual salary on a decorative rock that has no actual value. If you want a nice sparkly ring to make your friends jealous, fine. But don’t pretend this has anything to do with good financial sense. Engagement rings are a consumer product, not an investment.
Diamonds: Nothing says ‘I love you’ like a piece of compressed carbon ripped from the guts of the earth by African slave labor and sold at an artificial 10,000% markup by a Dutch mining cartel.
Explain the flaw in my comparison.
“But who says you need to end with it in your mouth at all?”
Uh, we do. Because that’s the fucking point of the blowjob in the first place. How would you feel if a guy was eating you out, and then literally right as you’re about to cum he completely stopped using his tongue altogether, lifted his head up and instead just halfheartedly rubbed your clit for a few seconds while you finished? You’d be annoyed as fuck, because that’s not cool.
“Vagina” is conspicuously absent from this list.
You think I’m dropping 15 grand on a ring for a chick I’m NOT marrying? Hahahahha get real you delusional bitch.