We adjust our balls because sometimes they get twisted or stuck in a position that is at best uncomfortable and at worst extremely painful.
Do we know that girls are grossed out by this? Yes. Do we give a shit? Not in the slightest. Are we going to stop? Nope. Us being free from immediate, physical pain is more important than your delicate “eeeeewww, gross” sensibilities. Deal with it.
Just to recap: Your girlfriend is five-foot-seven and weighs TWO HUNDRED AND TEN POUNDS. This isn’t even “fat”. This is morbid-fucking-obesity. And on top of that she has had sex with dozenS (plural) of guys other than you. Do you have a sliver of self-respect for yourself? Why would you even consider staying with her? Jesus Christ, grow a pair of balls, man. You can do better.
Would you still find it funny if the genders were reversed? (I.e. Aerie put a bunch of fat girls in their ads as part of a body-acceptance campaign and then a week later pulled them and said “LOL J/K that was an April Fools joke, here are some real models now”)?
I don’t know which is more disturbing: this crazy bitch’s insane text rant, or the fact that the girls commenting here don’t seem to think it’s that weird.
Uh, no. Snooping through your boyfriend’s phone behind his back is absolutely not in any way “normal” or something that most girls do. It’s batshit crazy. So is calling someone 30 times in a row because they were hanging out with a female friend. These are gigantic red flags that scream “this chick is insane and you need to dump her immediately”.
Even a tank seems small when you park it in an airplane hangar. Maybe you need to do some kegels.
Jesus Christ, sex with you sounds like a chore.
We adjust our balls because sometimes they get twisted or stuck in a position that is at best uncomfortable and at worst extremely painful.
Do we know that girls are grossed out by this? Yes. Do we give a shit? Not in the slightest. Are we going to stop? Nope. Us being free from immediate, physical pain is more important than your delicate “eeeeewww, gross” sensibilities. Deal with it.
The Kentucky Derby started AFTER the Civil War. The fuck are these idiots protesting?
Just to recap: Your girlfriend is five-foot-seven and weighs TWO HUNDRED AND TEN POUNDS. This isn’t even “fat”. This is morbid-fucking-obesity. And on top of that she has had sex with dozenS (plural) of guys other than you. Do you have a sliver of self-respect for yourself? Why would you even consider staying with her? Jesus Christ, grow a pair of balls, man. You can do better.
It’s probably small. You don’t do that many steroids and get that jacked without a few…… side effects.
The reason why PIV is more intimate than a BJ should be pretty self-evident.
Do you seriously believe Amy Schumer when she says she’s a size six? Come on, man.
Title says “hooked up”, not a single sex act is mentioned.
Either I’m confused or the author of this column is.
Would you still find it funny if the genders were reversed? (I.e. Aerie put a bunch of fat girls in their ads as part of a body-acceptance campaign and then a week later pulled them and said “LOL J/K that was an April Fools joke, here are some real models now”)?
The best birth control is anal.
No thanks.
Read the article, shit-for-brains.
Yeah, nothing uncomfortable about having a needle inject a viscous epoxy into your balls.
Tramp stamp is the old cliche, but a ribcage tat is the mark of a true slut.
I don’t know which is more disturbing: this crazy bitch’s insane text rant, or the fact that the girls commenting here don’t seem to think it’s that weird.
The racism is seriously the only part of this that disturbs you? Jesus Christ.
I’m becoming more and more convinced that women do not actually know how long an inch is.
Let’s not.
Uh, no. Snooping through your boyfriend’s phone behind his back is absolutely not in any way “normal” or something that most girls do. It’s batshit crazy. So is calling someone 30 times in a row because they were hanging out with a female friend. These are gigantic red flags that scream “this chick is insane and you need to dump her immediately”.