However, you DO, in fact, seem like the kind of psychotic, stage-5 slut who keeps a collection of all your ex-bf’s pubes in a candlelit shrine in the back of your closet that is equipped with 24-hour video surveillance.
But, again, at least you don’t sound like a creep.
1) She really didn’t say anything bad. Hell, there’s been columns and comments on here about the same shit (stereotyping houses, bitches at rush, etc.). The lesson, as always: girls hate each other, and are batshit crazy.
2) I dig girls who can hang with the guys
3) You remove that metal thing sticking out of your face, and we can discuss a pee-to-butt transaction.
Agreed, HP, and that’s why I intend on being a stern, emotionally-distant authority figure that can never be pleased with my future daughters. Otherwise, how will they ever understand the concept of God?
What is going on with number 6? The five-o-clock shadow has long been established as the go-to facial hair of choice, followed closely by Dorn’s Sidney Crosby impersonation.
Nails. What a fucking retarded concept to fight about. I’m talking FAS, everyone-get-on-the-short-bus level of retardation. Whoever actually cares or pays attention to nail polish should be forced to go to do study hours at the Duke Lacrosse house.
Admitting that you go to Walmart is nothing to be proud of. Seriously.
Hicks. NS.
^Don’t worry, you don’t sound like a “creep.”
However, you DO, in fact, seem like the kind of psychotic, stage-5 slut who keeps a collection of all your ex-bf’s pubes in a candlelit shrine in the back of your closet that is equipped with 24-hour video surveillance.
But, again, at least you don’t sound like a creep.
And the other half were corpses with alcohol poisoning
Airing your dirt out on an anonymous website, thinking anyone gives a shit. TSM.
Women are insane.
1) She really didn’t say anything bad. Hell, there’s been columns and comments on here about the same shit (stereotyping houses, bitches at rush, etc.). The lesson, as always: girls hate each other, and are batshit crazy.
2) I dig girls who can hang with the guys
3) You remove that metal thing sticking out of your face, and we can discuss a pee-to-butt transaction.
NFL Ticket being exempt from the rules. TFTC.
So, this weather’s something else, huh?
*takes long sip of water
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0F3LKaGN2A
Agreed, HP, and that’s why I intend on being a stern, emotionally-distant authority figure that can never be pleased with my future daughters. Otherwise, how will they ever understand the concept of God?
What is going on with number 6? The five-o-clock shadow has long been established as the go-to facial hair of choice, followed closely by Dorn’s Sidney Crosby impersonation.
^Disagree. I thought the stout woman tried too hard to do gross out humor. Kristen Wiig, though, is a fucking laugh riot.
“Rhianna and Chris Brown go together like peanut butter and whatever punches peanut butter in the face.”
This guy wants to buy a massive rock
Nails. What a fucking retarded concept to fight about. I’m talking FAS, everyone-get-on-the-short-bus level of retardation. Whoever actually cares or pays attention to nail polish should be forced to go to do study hours at the Duke Lacrosse house.
Women are brilliant.
That wasn’t a partner, that was his hot secretary. But I still approve.
Good, good, let it all out. Now give her a hug. Feels nice, doesn’t it?
Now rub her thigh a little…
“it is appalling and embarrassing”
…
“before talking down to women and people in general.”
Women are funny.
No, no, no. This should help.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0
Sorry, ladies, but in America, there’s no such thing as a sacred cow.
“TFM offers a *satiric* and often unabashedly blunt genre of comedy from the perspective of America’s privileged youth.”