Wow, you have a really good sense of style, Catie. I loved all of them except the last one, that shit looks like you’re dressing for a funeral. #SorryNotSorry
I checked out your IG. You’re easily the hottest girl at TSM.
Whenever you dump that pussy boyfriend of yours, let me know.
Maybe we can catch a Cowboys game or something.
I’ve never had another dude write a poem for me. I’m flattered <3
I love you.
Didn’t know Snooki was still relevant…
Wow, you have a really good sense of style, Catie. I loved all of them except the last one, that shit looks like you’re dressing for a funeral. #SorryNotSorry
Who do you know here?
Cristina,
I checked out your IG. You’re easily the hottest girl at TSM.
Whenever you dump that pussy boyfriend of yours, let me know.
Maybe we can catch a Cowboys game or something.
Love,
Jerry
I’d bang it out the frame, if you let me. Lol, get it? *pats self on back*
You can’t sit with us.
Mexicans. NF.
I’ve been told that only sorostitutes drink lime-a-ritas.
#BlackBallDreamGirlDDD
Fuck off.
Fuck you.
Seriously the sweetest thing ever. I needed this after a long day at the office, thanks TSM.
The Beast is FaF.
I’d bang you so hard you’d lose the New England accent and gain a southern one. TJerryJonesM.
Why can’t we be the triple threat? 🙁
I like your ideas Shibby!
We can both do it, Shibby. 2 men in the kitchen? Sounds like a TSM dream come true. #JerryAndShibby #MakingYouYumAndCum
Dear YeahOkayWhat,
I want to eat you out and cook you breakfast every morning.
Love,
Jerry