Getting a pledge ride from one fraternity to another. TSM.

Being known as the “bitch-face” family. TSM.

Feeling “I just poured wine in my cereal” hungover. TSM.

Who starts papers during the daylight hours? TSTC.

Your big-little gifts making it onto Nationals’ Instagram. TSM.

I’m invited to my ex-boyfriend’s formal. He isn’t. TSM.

Looking at your manager blankly when she condescendingly asks “What’s more important: your job or your sorority?” TSTC.

Laughing when people say that they can’t taste the difference between diet and regular. TSM.

Taking your vitamins with wine. TSM.