Pregaming spring break by fake tanning. TSM.

Asking guys on spring break where they’re from, which fraternity they’re in, and what their names are…in that order. TSM.

The inverse relationship between the temperature outside and your grades. TSM.

“Can you please hold my Starbucks while I park my Range Rover?” TSM.

Being personally victimized by the standards chair. TSM.

Reserving a room in the library during cooler season so you’ll get study hours for coolering. TSM.

“Seriously, what is my life?” TSM.

“Accidentally” spilling glitter on his cooler. TSM.

When choosing a date for a function, you need to consider whether he’ll look good in pictures and if he has a good personality…in that order. TSM.

Getting anxiety over which size t-shirt to order. TSM.