Looking at the hot guy to find him already staring at you. TSM.

Shooting your recruitment video on the biggest campus tour day of the year. TSM.

“Can you take a picture of us?” TSM.

UPDATE: Using a TSM column as a source in your final paper and getting an A. TSM.

Growing your hair out to have a stronger hair flip. TSM.

I’m already stressed out about Halloween. TSM.

Feeling half appalled and half delighted when you find out your fraternity nickname is “Big Tits.” TSM.

A guy going from bangable to dateable in the swipe of a black card. TSM.

Having the same feelings the night before Opening Day of Greek Week as you do on Christmas Eve. TSM.

Carefully choosing your composite time based on your drinking schedule. TSM.