Be a Samantha in this world of Charlottes. TSM.

Judging freshmen who say they’re not going to rush, only to judge them harder later if they say they are. TSM.

The eye roll becoming a reflex. TSM.

Knowing the difference between glitter and sparkles. TSM.

“Oh my God. You’re such a sorority girl.” TSM.

Sprinkles are edible glitter. TSM.

Never having to tell your boyfriend to change his clothes. TSM.

I like my men how I like my drinks: tall and strong. TSM.

Sisterhood trips to student health for Plan B. TSTC.

Convincing your boss to switch the restaurant’s t-shirts to comfort colors and frockets. TSM.