Life is better with a straw and a little bit of glitter. TSM.

Getting a fraternity to help you move in. TSM.

Making recruitment look easy. TSM.

I don’t have resting bitch face. I actually just hate you. TSM.

The morning “Everyone alive?” group text. TSM.

Self-canceling class. TSM.

When life gives you lemons, throw them in your vodka and call up your sisters. TSM.

Always finding a way to incorporate your letters into a craft project. TSM.