Disaffiliation being the hardest break-up you’ve ever been through. TSM.

Too Sassy To Care. TSM.

Creeping on the “Class of 2018” Facebook page to scope out PNMs. TSM.

Your favorite fraternity assigning one of their pledges to you. TSM.

Pretty please with a rhinestone on top? TSM.

Notorious B.I.G. TSM.

Accidentally matching your big. TSM.

Loving fireworks, because it looks like it’s raining glitter. TSM.

Nordstrom cardholder since I was 18. TSM.

Knowing all your credit card numbers by heart. TSM.