Saying “TSTC” instead of “YOLO.” TSM.

Having no greater fear than accidentally following a PNM on Twitter while stalking her life. TSM.

Wishing for a big and a little “Share a Coke.” TSM.

Keeping a designated “hickey spoon” in the freezer. TSM.

Having a “white girl” phone case. TSM.

Finishing more beers than the boys. TSM.

Asking a guy what his major is to decide whether he’s your next boyfriend or your new hookup. TSM.

Coming home to a bed full of glitter. TSM.

Having a strict “I don’t take off my shoes” policy. TSM.