Seeing your ex on Fail Friday. TSM.

Bragging about your Internet stalking abilities. TSM.

Looking better for the breakup than you did for the first date. TSM.

Pretending not to know his name when you actually know the names of his mom, his dog, and his last three girlfriends. TSM.

Either taking pictures within the first half hour of an event or not at all. TSM.

Do it for the ‘gram. TSM.

Coming up with the caption before you even take the picture. TSM.

Considering your most recent fraternity hookup to be a “political alliance.” TSM.

Having more sorority events than school assignments in your planner. TSTC.