Changing his name in your phone to “YOU DON’T LIKE HIM.” TSM.

He forgot our anniversary. I mean, we’re only dating in my mind, but still. TSM.

Having a list of future Insta captions in your notes. TSM.

Supplies for finals: PostIts, highlighters, pen, pencil, calculator, dry shampoo. TSM.

Kinda going to miss freshman year, because I knew none of my hookups were younger than I am. TSM.

Topless beaches and bottomless mimosas. TSTC.

I’m concerned. My responsibilities are starting to interfere with my drinking. TSM.

Pregaming five hour before the event starts. TSM.