“I can rally if you need me to.” TSM.

“Please. I’ve been to standards enough times that I’m practically on the board.” TSTC.

Wearing black to chapter on Sunday to show that you are mourning the loss of your dignity. TSM.

“I hooked up with their social chair. Don’t worry about getting in tonight.” TSM.

All university homecoming events being dominated by Greeks. TSM.

Yik Yak being filled with nothing but GDIs complaining about how annoying big/little week is. TSTC.

Crowning yourself “The Queen of Crafting.” TSM.

Having a love/hate relationship with glitter. TSM.

Refusing to let the new PC in your room, because they’re potential littles, and you’ve been crafting. TSM.

Getting more likes on his Instagram post than his ex did. TSM.