Calling dibs on the good Insta caption when you’re at an event. TSM.

Dear future little, here’s a few things you’ll need to know if you wanna be the one and only in our line. TSM.

Look like an Archibald, think like a Bass, act like a Waldorf, work like a Humphrey, and dress like a VanDerWoodsen. TSM.

“You need your own reality show.” TSM.

Making him think it was his idea. TSM.

Going to the gym to get that perfect bikini bod, then coming home and rewarding yourself by eating half a pizza. TSTC.

Never being appointed as a sober sister because everyone knows better. TSM.