Using “Do you know who my big is?” as an excuse for any and all behavior. TSM.

Every fraternity at your school following you on Twitter. TSM.

Either taking pictures within the first half hour of an event or not at all. TSM.

Do it for the ‘gram. TSM.

Coming up with the caption before you even take the picture. TSM.

The grocery store is the real high school reunion. TSM.

Making guys at the bar guess which sorority you’re in, then getting offended if they guess wrong. TSM.

Actually looking genetically related to your big. TSM.

Not needing to pay attention to your follower to following ratio. TSM.

On a scale of one to kicked out, how bad would it be if I did this? TSTC.